Is everyone out of their fucking minds? We have made so much progress in science and all that techy shit, and yet we are no different than the stone age man who worshiped rocks a thousand years ago and sacrificed his friends by beating their heads onto it. Yes, this has got something to do with the picture above.
Now I may sound like a complete dick. But that is necessary. I don't know if you are an atheist like i am, or whether you believe in this god crap, but this is going to be painfully cruel. Here's my take on why I believe there is no god. By the way, you are going to read a lot of the word 'god' with all the letters small okay so deal with it. He is not so important, nor does he love you. If he did he would have eradicated hunger, poverty and certainly death.
Go to a few orphanages, or some other place where these 'unwanted' people are thrown into. By the way I don't give a shit about other 'people' anyway. Don't get me wrong, I am not a selfish man. I do luv animals. Why? To start with, they don't kill other animals just because they believe in a different imaginary invisible man than the one they believe in. Do you know how many people get murdered in the name of religion? Its fucking embarrassing.
And honestly, do we believe crap? It sounds like its out of a comic book, not even science fiction. gods with human bodies and elephant heads? Five hands, six legs. How come we don’t have a god with three penises? And yes, it still stays in small letters even though it’s the first word in the sentence.
Sex is taboo. But gods can have sex whenever they want. Women can’t wear short skirts, but goddesses can show their tits. What a double standard. There is a divine structure called ‘shivling’. You know what it is? Its shiva’s penis. Inside his wife’s vagina. And the structure is such that we are looking at it from inside the vagina when its penetrated by shiva’s shlong. And there’s a theory where men are supposed to touch only the penis and women are supposed to touch only the vagina while praying to it. You know, instead of coming up with such stuff, why don’t we work towards world peace or such other cause huh?
And what is it with ganesha? Is this stuff really believable? Its impossible, even to fix a baby elephant’s head onto a grown man’s head, let alone making the man alive again. Its simply too big. But they don’t show that in the idols, do they? No. Its absolutely proportionate. And by the way, if its an elephant’s head on a man’s body, then is it not the elephant who is alive, and not the little boy? C’mon it’s the elephant’s head, its his brain which controls the body. So technically ganesha is an elephant, and so he is not so intelligent to be god in the first place. Elephants don’t talk.
What else is bothering me? Oh yes, these fake ass atheists. People have no work in life. Suddenly, the idea of being an atheist and a rebel became cool. Now I know what you are thinking. You are probably thinking about becoming one too. You can’t. A true atheist can play football with a god’s idol. Can you? I can, and I love that game.
To sum this up, I declare myself a god from now on. You refer to me as Siddharth – the God of women. You pray to and worship me, and every year on my birthday, you give me a virgin sacrifice! How’s that. Nobody gets killed.
